ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Farmville is her only friend.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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