This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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