Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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