for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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