just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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