I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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