The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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