Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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