After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Randomize
