You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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