Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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