Say something about gay babies.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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