can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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