Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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