Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
