can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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