ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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