any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
