Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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