I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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