R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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