4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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