wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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