TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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