What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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