I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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