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The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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