Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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