It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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