Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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