I am in a vortex of obligation.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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