Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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