We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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