I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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