She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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