STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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