i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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