Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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