Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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