My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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