Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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