you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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