I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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