so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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