Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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