i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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