Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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