I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
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