just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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