Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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