dude i'm inner monologue high
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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