Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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