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Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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