have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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