doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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