No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
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